[intro] Hey, ha ha! [verse] Right then, you lot, listen 'ere! Got no future, crystal clear! Crown on 'ead, but eyes are shut, While the rest of us eat sod all, what? [chorus] (Trigger the Monarchy!) Pull the plug! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Like a rotten rug! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Ain't no bleedin' use! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Gimme some excuse! [verse] Posh birds flappin', bleedin' hearts, While the dole queues tear us all apart! Royal wave and empty smiles, Living it up for bloody miles! [chorus] (Trigger the Monarchy!) Pull the plug! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Like a rotten rug! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Ain't no bleedin' use! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Gimme some excuse! [instrumental] Ha ha ha! [verse] Britannia rules, the mugs all say, While our hopes just fade away! Golden carriages, diamond rings, While the youth just ain't got nothin', sings! [chorus] (Trigger the Monarchy!) Pull the plug! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Like a rotten rug! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Ain't no bleedin' use! (Trigger the Monarchy!) (Trigger the Monarchy!) Pull the plug! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Like a rotten rug! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Ain't no bleedin' use! (Trigger the Monarchy!) Gimme some excuse! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!!! [outro]
