[Guitar intro] You know, I was a soldier once! Private Barnes! YES SIR!!! Private Barnes! Our commander - we called him the Old Man! Oh heavens, how we hated him - as much as can [Glitch FX] [Chorus] Oh, that old fool! He just yelled at us and ordered us around! Come on, you bastards! Move your asses! Forward! Forward! Forward! FOOOOOOOORWARD! [Multi-instrumental interlude] He led us into attack! Into hell itself! Into Hell! Let's be honest, he was ahead of everyone else. He obeyed the generals so zealously! Oh inferno smell! The old fool didn't spare us! For whom the bells toll. The bells! (Yes, yes, we remember Hemingway) [Chorus] Oh, that old fool! He just yelled at us and ordered us around! Come on, you bastards! Move your asses! Forward! Forward! Forward! FOOOOOOOORWARD! [Instrumental Bridge] And then - you won't believe it - the war ended. (The world goes mad) We went our separate ways. (separate ways). How do you like it?! The old fool died in bed. And for now we are getting the sun's rays (But in our dreams we hear this old fool) [Chorus] Oh, that old fool! He just yelled at us and ordered us around! Come on, you bastards! Move your asses! Forward! Forward! Forward! FOOOOOOOORWARD! Oh, that old fool! He just yelled at us and ordered us around! Come on, you bastards! Move your asses! Forward! Forward! Forward! FOOOOOOOORWARD! [Guitar outro] Oh, that old fool! He just yelled at us and ordered us around! Come on, you bastards! Move your asses! Forward! Forward! Forward! FOOOOOOOORWARD! You know, I was a soldier once! Private Barnes! [male scream] YES SIR!!! PRIVATE BARNES!!! [male whisper] (Private Barnes, Private Barnes, Private Barnes) [End]
