(Verse 1) From the basement where we lurk, Evil’s plan goes straight berserk. Minions bumbling left and right, But hey, at least they show up to fight. (Pre-Chorus) Skeletons trip, demons are late, The dark lord’s stressing—this can’t wait! (Chorus) The ultimate evil is here to play, Stealing loot and ruining your day. With traps that fail and monsters that fall, We’re still the baddest of them all. (Verse 2) Dungeons smell like socks and doom, Evil schemes cooked up in this room. Heroes laughing, “Is this a joke?” Then they step on spikes—we’re no joke! (Pre-Chorus) Dragons sneeze, goblins whine, Who knew conquest took this much time? (Chorus) The ultimate evil is here to play, Stealing loot and ruining your day. With traps that fail and monsters that fall, We’re still the baddest of them all. (Bridge) Our boss monologues way too long, Heroes yawn, “Is he done with his song?” But wait—surprise! The floor gives way! Turns out evil saves the day. (Breakdown) Skeleton crews with swords so dull, Zombies chasing… Oh, they're full. Spiders tripping on their own web, How are we winning? We’re misled! (Final Chorus) The ultimate evil is here to play, Messing up in a major way. But chaos works, we’ll have a ball, Because somehow, we still crush them all. (Outro) In dungeons deep, where we hang out, Pizza boxes and evil shouts. We may be clumsy, but we’ll attack, The ultimate evil is on the snack!
