[Chorus] If you're blue, and you don't know who to sell to, Why don't you stop and just flim-flam? Sell to Uncle Sam. [Verse 1] Fellow sellers, gather 'round, let me tell you what I’ve found, In '36 with FDR's grand plan, I dressed to the nines, with a smile so wide, And charmed the feds with my happy stride. For Social Security, they needed the best, and our punched cards passed the test. With a tailored suit and a style so keen, I won those contracts, if you know what I mean. [Chorus] If you're blue, and you don't know who to sell to, Why don't you stop and just flim-flam? Sell to Uncle Sam. [Verse 2] Now, listen close, here's the key to success, It’s not just the product, it’s the way you dress. In Washington’s halls, where the deals are made, A snappy jest and a wink will aid. Build those ties with the government men, Like I did back then, and I’ll do again. With every handshake, your prestige will grow, Selling to Sam is the way to go. [Chorus] If you're blue, and you don't know who to sell to, Why don't you stop and just flim-flam? Sell to Uncle Sam. [Scat] ba-be-bop-bop-bop-bop-ba-ray ba-be-bop-bop-bop-bop-ba-ram, flim-flam flim-flam our Uncle Sam! Doo-dee-wop-wop-flim-flam-hoo-ray, Doo-dee-wop-wop-flim-flam-hoo-roo, Please teach us how to sell like you [Call-and-Response] Sell to Sam! (Sell to Sam!) It’s a slam! (It’s a slam!) With a grin and a plan (With a grin and a plan) Just Flim-Flam (Just Flim-Flam) Now you've got it! [Scat] ba-be-bop-bop-bop-bop-ba-ray ba-be-bop-bop-bop-bop-ba-ram, flim-flam flim-flam our Uncle Sam! Doo-dee-wop-wop-flim-flam-hoo-ray, Doo-dee-wop-wop-flim-flam-hoo-roo, You made that sale now we can too!