[Coin drops. Jukebox button clicks. Beat begins.] [SPOKEN — PLAYFUL AND RHYTHMIC] Made it on Suno? Then let it spin. Welcome to the X Money Jukebox, where we play the Suno songs you made. A quarter joins the Standard Lane. A dollar joins the Priority Lane. When both lanes are waiting, we alternate. Send your X Money payment to the host, Rich Silver, @RichSilver. And in the payment note? One direct suno.com link. One song. That’s all. No message. No thank-you. No hearts. No emojis. Just. The. Link. [BEAT STOPS BRIEFLY] [GROUP CHANT] X Money Jukebox! [SPOKEN — WITH A SMILE] Your song could be next. [Quick jukebox chime. Clean ending.]
