Christmas Bird Brawl

[Verse] A partridge perched in a pear tree so proud "I’m the gift that sings the loudest No doubt allowed!" Robin flutters in with a crimson chest so bright "Who else brings the charm on a frosty Christmas night?" Oh that's a lovely start [Prechorus] Goose waddles in with a honk and a grin "Without me No feast Where do we begin?" "Haauugghnkkk-haauugghnkkk-haauugghnkkk-Haauugghnkkk-haauugghnkkk-haauugghnkkk-Haauugghnkkk-haauugghnkkk-haauugghnkkk" [Chorus] It’s a battle royal Feathers in the air Christmas birds fighting for the crown they share Who’s the heart of the season Who wears the cheer? They squawk and they shout But it’s not yet clear [Verse 2] Penguin slides in on a slick icy trail "I’m the bird of the cold Let my cuteness prevail!" Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Turkey struts up Says "I’m the main event You carve me up And the day’s well spent!" "Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble " [Prechorus] Robin chirps "Decorate with me in mind Baubles and berries I’m one of a kind" "Tweet, tweety, tweet tweet" [Chorus] It’s a battle royal Feathers in the air Christmas birds fighting for the crown they share Who’s the heart of the season Who wears the cheer? They squawk and they shout But it’s not yet clear "It's me" " No, me,!" " no it isn't It's me!" " Oh shut up and gobble!!" " it's meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"