Hey! Hold on to your butts And let your brain rewire Error rates are spiking and the server’s catchin’ fire You all know who’s to blame We don’t need no introductions ‘Cause I’m the one at 5 o’clock releasing to production I’m a Jedi come to save you I’m a Sith bringin’ disaster You thought the code was locked, but I force-pushed to master (Some say) I'm overconfident Take a seat I'm used to this Get in line! I'll be your boss one day! I'm not incendious You’re all just envious. I don’t care what you say… Genius on display! Coverage metrics are a scam Unit testing for the sheep Go ahead, put 'em in! I refactor while you sleep! Mom says I’m ten X But it’s closer to a thousand So stop it with your "issues" and your "defects" and your doubtin’ Put your trust in me I’ll lead you, I’m the man Power of a dragon yet I’m humble as a lamb! (Some say) I'm overconfident Take a seat I'm used to this Get in line! I'll be your boss one day! I'm not incendious You’re all just envious. I don’t care what you say… Genius on display! I'm the creator of chaos, the king of commit, I deploy in my sleep, never breaking a sweat, Pedal to the metal, hold on for the ride, You’ll be eatin’ my dust, while I’m wavin’ goodbye I’m a legend of the backlog, the dev-ops bane, I’m the ghost in the system you can’t ever contain. You can’t keep up, just admit defeat, I’m the full-stack phenom, can’t nobody compete! (Some say) I'm overconfident Take a seat I'm used to this Get in line! I'll be your boss one day! I'm not incendious You’re all just envious. I don’t care what you say… Genius on display!
