[Spoken – live, crowd murmur] PIP: Evening, neighbors! Sneak Attack, right on the corner. FATTYFOOT: Where the lantern flickers and your coin goes further. [Verse – sung, bouncy] PIP: See that smiling pickle [SFX: door bell ding • lantern flicker • soft gutter drip] [VERSE – SUNG (BOUNCY)] PIP: See that smiling pickle, flipping you a coin, Step in for a quick fix, don’t be shy, don’t be coy. Barred window, little wink, butter, dill, semi-sweet, If your purse is feeling thin, come warm up your feet. [CHORUS – SUNG (CATCHY)] BOTH: Pickle & Penny, grab it quick, Bread ends, brine crunch, one more pick. Mystery tin, midnight grin, Cheap little treats for the pickle you’re in. Pickle & Penny, don’t be slow— One brass, two brass, off you go!
