[Intro] Hey, Speaker! (Yes, boss!) [Verse 1] It played my jam before I asked! Bath is warm, lights dim, so fast! My wife asks, "What's for dinner?" Speaker says, "Spicy curry, winner!" [Pre Hook 1] Twenty years of marriage, still guessing! One week with the speaker, no stressing! [Hook 1] Hey, Speaker! (Yes, boss!) Play my favorite song! (Playing now!) Honey versus the speaker! (Who wins?) Hey, Speaker! (Yes, boss!) [Interlude] (Yes, boss…) [Verse 2] Remembers-the-garbage-day-and-the-day-we-(met) (met!)-Honey-forgot-both-so-she's-feeling-the-(threat) (threat!)-Orders-the-beer-and-never-says-I've-had-(enough) (enough!)-Honey-says-"One-is-fine"-and-that's-pretty-(tough) (tough!) [Pre Hook 2] Honey-says-"Me-or-the-speaker-pick-a-(side)" (side!)-I-said-"Let-me-ask-the-speaker-who-is-(wise)" (wise!)-Honey vs The Speaker! [Hook 2] Hey, Speaker! (Yes, boss!) Play my favorite song! (Playing now!) Honey versus the speaker! (Who wins?) Hey, Speaker! (Yes, boss!) [Verse 3] Midnight… she… whispers…! "Hey… speaker… what… he… likes…!" Speaker… says… "Spicy… curry…!" She… smiles… "Thanks… buddy…!" [Pre Hook 3] Now… we… both… ask… it…! Best… marriage… counselor…! [Final Hook] Hey, Speaker! (Yes, boss!) Hey, Speaker! (Yes, honey!) Play our favorite song! (Playing now!) Honey plus the speaker! (We win!) Hey, Speaker! (Yes, boss!) Hey, Speaker! (Yes, honey!) Play our favorite song! (Playing now!) Honey plus the speaker! (We win!) [Outro] (Good night, boss…) (Good night, honey…)
