[Verse 1] My Sim’s eatin’ breakfast, burnt toast on the plate, Phone starts buzzin’ like “Wanna go skate?” No, Kyle, chill — she’s tryin’ to live, Why you need attention every five minutes?! Then she sits down, finally takin’ a poo — RING RING RING — “Can I talk to you?” Bruh… boundaries? Ever heard of that? Let her pee in peace — PLEASE step back! 😑📱 [Chorus] 🎶 STOP CALLING MY SIMS! 🎶 No, they don’t wanna go to the gym! They’re busy — eatin’, sleepin’, not dyin’ again — They don’t need another random friend! You rang all day — that’s a social sin… 🎶 STOP. CALLING. MY. SIMS! 🎶 [Verse 2] She’s on a date — lookin’ kinda cute, Phone blows up like “Join my rootin’ toot group!” Some NPC she met for 2 seconds, Actin’ like they’re besties — ZERO connections. Then mid-house fire — flames EVERYWHERE, Ring ring AGAIN?! “You home? You there?” YES SHE’S HOME — SHE’S LITERALLY ON FIRE! Why you calling like her personal buyer?! 🔥😩 [Chorus] 🎶 STOP CALLING MY SIMS! 🎶 No, they don’t wanna watch you swim! They’re busy — workin’, flirtin’, TRYIN’ TO LIVE, Quit askin’ for favors they can’t even give! Got 12 missed calls — that’s pure gremlin… 🎶 STOP. CALLING. MY. SIMS! 🎶 [Bridge – dramatic meltdown] Why you ringin’ every hour on the dot?! Why you askin’ marriage when they JUST met Scott?! Why you invite ’em out — then LEAVE THE LOT?! BLOCKED. GONE. REPORT. UNFRIEND. STOP. 😤 [Final Chorus – unhinged energy] 🎶 STOP CALLING MY SIMS! 🎶 No, they don’t wanna join your club again! They’re busy — cookin’, buildin’, keepin’ ghosts away, They cannot hang out EVERY DAY! If you call one more time — we’re deletin’ the SIM… 🎶 STOP! CALLING! MY! SIMS! 🎶 [Outro] New phone. New save. NEW NUMBER. And don’t call THAT one either. 👁️📱😂
