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Wanmin Slaughterhouse - Xiangling

V3.5

[Intro] Oh, my, the kids are fighting. Guoba, let's get em! Haha! [Verse] All you little newcomers Got fire cool as cucumbers I'll fry your asses burn to ashes Let's look at some numbers Hu Tao, Perrie blah blah blah blah, spare me Fact of the matter here Every single polearm, spear Scythe, pike, halberd, spike I use 'em all better than you, DYKES [Chorus] Run, run I'm gonna cook you well-done Welcome to my restaurant The fuck you want? Crispy, saucy Humbled by a four-star with a much tighter pussy [Verse 2] Perrie, you said AOE? The fuck you mean? That one thing where you cross the screen and hit just one thing? What? I'll show you AOE With a nonexistent ICD I see thee Are a couple of cat-scratchin Loose-snatchin Already has-beens And I'm relevant I top every Abyss So tickle my clit [Chorus] Run, run I'm gonna cook you well-done Welcome to my restaurant The fuck you want? Crispy, saucy Humbled by a four-star with a much tighter pussy [Verse 3] I get more money slingin' rice and noodles Then you pair of fuckin' poodles Peddlin' coffins And diddlin' orphans You're gonna need morphine For the burning and sore feet (Perrie you're old) Who needs a DPS I can stay off-field and still be the best Spittin' damage I can manage Without fucking with my HP That shit would just age me What a stupid fucking gimmick Why would I give in To weird-ass scaling Overcomplicating What should be simple, just say this: "Fire burns" Doesn't that hurt? [Chorus] Run, run I'm gonna cook you well-done Welcome to my restaurant The fuck you want? Crispy, saucy Humbled by a four-star with a much tighter pussy [Verse 3] Yeah, I can toss Guoba onto the field And then kick back, and yes you can heal Me I don't care It doesn't matter, my flare Up doesn't give one fuck About my health Cuz I'll give 'em hell Once Guoba finishes his chili I'll take the field and kill the Whatever the fuck it is It can't stomach this Twirling flame Everything's razed In my swirling blaze My spinnin', spiralin' Unrelentin' pyro-in' Hu Tao, you smell like shit You been cuddlin' corpses? [Chorus] Run, run I'm gonna cook you well-done Welcome to my restaurant The fuck you want? Crispy, saucy Humbled by a four-star with a much tighter pussy [Chorus] Run, run I'm gonna cook you well-done Welcome to my restaurant The fuck you want? Crispy, saucy Humbled by a four-star with a much tighter pussy Hungry? Eat my pussy