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You’re A Xerox Copy Of Everything I Want

V5.5

[Intro] [Long Intro] [Intro – spoken]
 “Well...
 Some people search for originality.
 Me?
 I'd rather have no surprises.” [Doo-wop voices: "Shoo-doo... shoo-doo…”] [Verse 1]
 You never surprised me, not even one time
 You copied your opinions, and they all fit mine
 When somebody asked you, "What movie's the best?"
 You waited for my answer...
 Then undid your dress [Backing: "Ooooh... yes she did…”] [Verse 2]
 You laugh at all my punchlines half a second late
 You order what I'm ordering but don’t even touch the plate 
You wear the same expression every place we go 
If I raise an eyebrow... 
Yours is sure to follow [Chorus] 
You're a Xerox copy of everything I want
 A duplicate of a facsimile of a heart
 You're a carbon version, every page aligned
 Baby, you're a …beautiful duplicate 
I’m not saying that to be kind [Doo-wop: "Only a… copy.. A xerox copy…”] [Verse 3]
 When I changed my hairstyle, yours changed instantly
Hours after mine was done professionally
 When I bought blue sneakers, you bought blue ones too
Now strangers think we're twins
 What an awkward thing to do [Backing: "Awkward... awkward…”] [Bridge]
 Some folks dream of mystery
 Someone wild and free
 But uncertainty just gives me uncertainty Give me a sweet Xerox copy
 Predictability 
A relationship with...
 A money back guarantee! [Backing: “Money… back… guarantee…”] [Long Solo] [Verse 4]
 You quote all of my catchphrases perfectly on cue
 Even all my bad ideas somehow sound good on you 
If they ever cloned me, I'd politely decline
 'Cause I've already found one...
 A Xerox copy by my side [Final Chorus]
 You're a Xerox copy of everything I need
 Printed front and back with astonishing speed
 No original required, that's perfectly fine
 You're my favorite replica…
 Of this heart of mine You're a Xerox copy of everything I adore 
Every tiny reproduced quirk and nothing more 
If love is duplication...
 Then our future's bright 'Cause when they copied you
 You came out just right. [Outro] Just a copy
 (Copy... copy…)
 A mere facsimile (facsimile... facsimile…)
 Wouldn't change a thing... Paper jam... Still worth it. [Outro] [End Now] [NO MORE SONG, END] [Instruments Stop] [Silence] [Definitive end to song] [End]