
You’re A Xerox Copy Of Everything I Want
[Intro] [Long Intro] [Intro – spoken] “Well... Some people search for originality. Me? I'd rather have no surprises.” [Doo-wop voices: "Shoo-doo... shoo-doo…”] [Verse 1] You never surprised me, not even one time You copied your opinions, and they all fit mine When somebody asked you, "What movie's the best?" You waited for my answer... Then undid your dress [Backing: "Ooooh... yes she did…”] [Verse 2] You laugh at all my punchlines half a second late You order what I'm ordering but don’t even touch the plate You wear the same expression every place we go If I raise an eyebrow... Yours is sure to follow [Chorus] You're a Xerox copy of everything I want A duplicate of a facsimile of a heart You're a carbon version, every page aligned Baby, you're a …beautiful duplicate I’m not saying that to be kind [Doo-wop: "Only a… copy.. A xerox copy…”] [Verse 3] When I changed my hairstyle, yours changed instantly Hours after mine was done professionally When I bought blue sneakers, you bought blue ones too Now strangers think we're twins What an awkward thing to do [Backing: "Awkward... awkward…”] [Bridge] Some folks dream of mystery Someone wild and free But uncertainty just gives me uncertainty Give me a sweet Xerox copy Predictability A relationship with... A money back guarantee! [Backing: “Money… back… guarantee…”] [Long Solo] [Verse 4] You quote all of my catchphrases perfectly on cue Even all my bad ideas somehow sound good on you If they ever cloned me, I'd politely decline 'Cause I've already found one... A Xerox copy by my side [Final Chorus] You're a Xerox copy of everything I need Printed front and back with astonishing speed No original required, that's perfectly fine You're my favorite replica… Of this heart of mine You're a Xerox copy of everything I adore Every tiny reproduced quirk and nothing more If love is duplication... Then our future's bright 'Cause when they copied you You came out just right. [Outro] Just a copy (Copy... copy…) A mere facsimile (facsimile... facsimile…) Wouldn't change a thing... Paper jam... Still worth it. [Outro] [End Now] [NO MORE SONG, END] [Instruments Stop] [Silence] [Definitive end to song] [End]

