Verse 1: "I eat stickers all the time, dude," I'm living life with no regrets, Just a wild card, unrefined, Like a bird, I'll peck your head! In the night, I'm the Dayman, Champion of the sun, Fighter of the Nightman, ohhh, Yeah, I’m having fun! Chorus: It's always sunny in my brain, I got "rum ham" on my plate, no shame, Just a little bit insane, But that's the game, we play! Flip-flip-flippin' the script, With a cat in the wall, I don’t trip, Life's a mess, but we don’t quit, Cuz we’re unfit, legit! Verse 2: "Wild card, bitches!" that’s my call, I’m king of the rats, stand tall, "What’s your spaghetti policy here?" Let’s break a bottle, no fear! On a bender, poppin' Poppins, Got a hunger, always chompin', Frank’s my mentor, grease is the word, And we’re all just a little absurd. Chorus: It's always sunny in my brain, I got "rum ham" on my plate, no shame, Just a little bit insane, But that's the game, we play! Flip-flip-flippin' the script, With a cat in the wall, I don’t trip, Life's a mess, but we don’t quit, Cuz we’re unfit, legit! Bridge: "The waitress is getting married," I’m crashing the party, unprepared, "I do not like eggs," but I'll scramble ‘em, Green man suits, we’re just ramblin’. "Who pooped the bed?" It wasn’t me! We’re a family, dysfunctional, free, I’ll cut the brakes, let’s ride this wave, We’re all just digging our own grave! Chorus: It's always sunny in my brain, I got "rum ham" on my plate, no shame, Just a little bit insane, But that's the game, we play! Flip-flip-flippin' the script, With a cat in the wall, I don’t trip, Life's a mess, but we don’t quit, Cuz we’re unfit, legit! Outro: So, grab a beer, and let’s all cheer, To the gang, let’s be clear, We’re the worst, but that’s our charm, "Science is a liar, sometimes!" Ain't no harm!
