Yo' Mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention. Yo' Mama's so impoverished, she's got negative latinum; she owes the bank interest Yo' Mama's so destitute, she's got to pay to use her own name. Yo' Mama's so ugly the make her wear cloths. (Verse 1) In the heart of the galaxy, there's a rule every body knows, If you're dealing with a Ferengi, heed it or you'll be taking some blows. It's the Thirty-First Rule of Acquisition, take it to heart, Mess with their profits, maybe— but don’t take shots at the family's heart. (Chorus) Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother, Or you’ll regret it, one way or another. She’s the reason for their lobes and pride, Disrespect her, and you’d better run and hide. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother— That’s one mistake you won’t recover. (Verse 2) Their mothers teach them every scheme and plan, She’s the first to mold the businessman. In her whispers, they learn how to deal, So trust me when I say, this rule’s for real. (Chorus) Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother, Or you’ll regret it, one way or another. She’s the root of their cunning, the heart of their gains, Mock her name and you'll feel the pain. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother— Their revenge comes rolling like thunder. (Bridge) Yo’ mama’s so ugly, a Vulcan would lose their logic trying to explain why she look like that! Yo' mama’s so dumb, she tried to sell replicator rations —to a replicator! Yo' mama’s so fat, it costs two strips of latinum just to beam her off the transporter pad! Latinum flows, but respect runs deep, Cross the line and its eternal sleep. If you’re wise, you’ll keep your tone, Or face a Ferengi who's out for your bones. (Chorus) Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother, Or you’ll regret it, one way or another. She’s the reason for their strength and drive, Keep it respectful if you wanna stay alive. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother— One bad word, and it’s game over. (Outro) So remember this rule, wherever you roam, Out in space, or even at home. The Thirty-First Rule, not less than any other. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother... And you’ll survive for another
