[verse] Oh oh ho ho [verse] No Oh oh no ho ho [intro] [verse accapella] I am just a poor soul from a land of poverty a poor soul oh woe is me captured like an animal in a cave of scary things [chorus] don't hang your head now there's always hope even in the darkness don't hang now don't hang your head oh no oh oh oh [verse accapella] I traveled to the keep in cart among sheep farts I traveled i don't know how far I arrived and made pleasant drinking ale, and eating pheasant this is my good memory oh woe is me woe is me [chorus] [verse] We set out on the morn from keep so noble born a priestess with a pair of goblins the men-at-arms and a druid gnome oh oh oh a gnome a gnome that I knew met at the gate thought he was great oh oh hey hey hey ya [lute solo] [verse] wasn't long before we found the goblins living underground they were happy we brought them cake Goblins took the gold and they got laid ay ay ay aaaay yaaah haaa oh yeah they got laid [verse] everything was fine I thought but ready we were not a moment of terrorble screams then like the flow of a dream one by one the men fell fell to the beast to the beast I fell on my face, never been so afraid I looked up just and I saw Where once stood priestess fair, now only was empty air replaced swiftly by a thing with course and filthy hair and down the hillside was a boulder in a puddle of blood from a silver lock of hair lifted in the air and then lighting and thunder lightning and thunder was everywhere. [verse] what angry god saw his maiden taken to her grave and sent down those bolts from the blue I buried my face in dirt, as I heard the goblins hurt and the gnome said everyone "run away" but I was rooted to the spot courage I had not oh and now I'm chief hoboblin's slave I'm a slave [chorus] [verse] Oh oh ho ho oh no no no [outro] [fade out] [end]