[Verse 1] Walked downstairs, simple plan, Heard a buzz, felt it land. Long-leg circling overhead, Took one look—turned and fled. [Pre-Chorus] Breath held, feet reverse, Basement door—I rehearse: Not today, not brave, That room I cannot face. [Chorus] Not today—no way, Long-leg flying in my basement. Door shut—I stay away, Room is closed till it’s vacant. Not today—no way, I won’t step inside that space. Call me when it’s flown away, ’Til then, I give it grace. [Verse 2] Tried a cup, missed the mark, Paper trap, swung in the dark. It owns air like it’s the king, I retreat from everything. [Pre-Chorus] Breath held, feet reverse, Basement door—same verse: Not today, not brave, That room I cannot face. [Chorus] Not today—no way, Long-leg flying in my basement. Door shut—I stay away, Room is closed till it’s vacant. Not today—no way, I won’t step inside that space. Call me when it’s flown away, ’Til then, I give it grace. [Outro] Basement waits, upstairs life, When it’s gone, I’ll make it right.
