[Instrumental] [Intro] [steel-string acoustic guitar enters with percussive strumming] [Chorus] [verse 1] Too many nights on a barstool, Too many mornings in pain; Expecting to get a different result, Is what you’d call insane. [Verse 2] A diet of beer and bourbon With burgers and fries with cheese Is great ‘til you hug that porcelain god in the john with you on your knees. [Bridge] There’s no stupid quite like drunk stupid I speak as one who should know For too many years I based my life On where I planned to go. Back then I had all the answers Never cared that my answers were wrong Would have traded my soul for a good time And mortgaged my life for a song. [Chorus] Too many nights on a barstool, Too many mornings in pain; Expecting to get a different result, Is what you might call insane. [bridge] One night I stumbled into sober When I found myself on my knees Not in a barroom bathroom But in church, saying, “Lord please.” “Please free me from my addiction I cannot do it alone. And I’ve heard that there is salvation If I will just turn to your son.” That night I turned to Jesus And I turned my life around. I don’t miss the beer and bourbon The Water of Life I have found. My friends are now sure I am crazy It seems that I don’t act the same. Since my new best friend is Jesus I try to honor his name. Yes, Since my best friend now is Jesus, I try to honor his name. [final strummed chord with natural decay]