[Intro - absurdly sweet female vocals, cheerful corporate melody] Thank you! Your feedback is very important to us! [brief pause] [deep female growl] THAT WAS A FUCKING LIE [Verse 1 - extremely fast deep female growl shout-rap, vicious dense delivery] YOU DON'T LIKE MY HAIR? GREAT, FILE IT UNDER SHIT I DIDN'T ASK, THINK I'M TALKING WAY TOO LOUD? PERFECT, TURN YOUR FUCKING SELF DOWN FAST, YOU WOULD DRESS ME DIFFERENTLY? AMAZING, GO AND DRESS YOURSELF, I DIDN'T OPEN PUBLIC COMMENTS ON MY PERSONAL FUCKING HEALTH TOO MUCH MAKEUP, NOT ENOUGH, TOO AGGRESSIVE, SMILE SOME MORE, WHY'D YOU BUY THAT? WHY'D YOU SAY THAT? WHAT'D YOU FUCKING DO THAT FOR? EVERYBODY'S GOT AN ANSWER TO A QUESTION NEVER MADE, HANDING OUT THEIR LITTLE VERDICTS LIKE I'M WAITING TO BE GRADED HERE'S THE LINK FOR UNSOLICITED FEEDBACK, CLICK AND FOLLOW THROUGH— [cute clean vocal] Page not found! [deep growl] HOLY SHIT, WHAT WILL WE DO? [Pre-Chorus - sugary female vocals over building guitars] Your opinion has been received! Thank you for your time! Current processing estimate: Never. Have a nice day! [Chorus - huge ridiculously sweet female clean vocals] Thank you for your feedback! We value what you say! Your comments are important! And we've thrown them all away! Thank you for your feedback! Your ticket has been closed! If I ever need your judgment I'll be sure to fucking— [deep growled vocal] ASK. [Verse 2 - brutal rapid-fire female growl-rap, relentless machine-gun flow] "IF I WERE YOU" WELL THANK FUCK YOU'RE NOT, THAT SAVES US BOTH SOME TIME, "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD REALLY DO?" NO, BUT I'M SURE YOU'LL TELL ME WHY, "I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU", COOL, THEN WAIT UNTIL I NEED THE HELP, DON'T HAND ME YOUR INSTRUCTIONS FOR BECOMING SOMEONE FUCKING ELSE BE MORE SOCIAL, STAY AT HOME, WORK MORE HOURS, DON'T BURN OUT, SAVE YOUR MONEY, LIVE YOUR LIFE, TAKE MORE RISKS BUT THINK THEM OUT, DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK BUT MAKE SURE EVERYBODY'S PLEASED— [deep growl] PICK A FUCKING LANE BEFORE YOU GIVE ME MORE ADVICE I DIDN'T NEED YOU THINK I'M WASTING TIME? GREAT, GOOD THING IT'S FUCKING MINE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY CHOICES? THAT'S NOT REQUIRED, WE'LL BE FINE, YOU WOULD'VE DONE IT DIFFERENTLY? THAT'S WONDERFUL I'M PROUD OF YOU NEXT TIME IT'S YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO DO [Chorus - sugary layered vocals over crushing guitars] Thank you for your feedback! We value what you say! Your comments are important! And we've thrown them all away! Thank you for your feedback! Your ticket has been closed! For additional assistance— [deep growl] PLEASE SHOVE YOUR SUGGESTION WHERE IT FUCKING GOES [Breakdown - crushing stop-start guitars, industrial cyberbeat, deepest female growls] FEEDBACK RECEIVED PRIORITY ZERO STATUS DISCARDED CASE FUCKING CLOSED NO REPLY NO APPEAL NO ONE ASKED HOW YOU FEEL [Verse 3 - ferocious female shout-rap, extremely fast breathless delivery] AND HERE'S THE FUCKING FUNNY PART, I TAKE ADVICE WHEN I REQUEST IT, I CAN LISTEN, I CAN LEARN, I CAN ADMIT WHEN I'VE MESSED IT, THIS ISN'T "NEVER TELL ME SHIT", IT'S "WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE FUCKING ASKED", THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HELPING AND JUST CRAWLING UP MY ASS IF I ASK YOU WHAT YOU THINK THEN GIVE IT STRAIGHT, DON'T SUGARCOAT, TELL ME "THAT IDEA IS FUCKING STUPID", COOL, AT LEAST I ASKED YOU THOUGH, BUT IF I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND YOU SPAWN WITH TEN SUGGESTIONS— [cute clean vocal] We appreciate your contribution! [deep growl] WE HAVE NO FURTHER FUCKING QUESTIONS [Cyber Break - distorted 808s, frantic drums, violent syncopated guitar riff] [Final Verse - maximum-speed female growl shout-rap, increasingly feral] TOO LOUD, TOO WEIRD, TOO MUCH, TOO RUDE, TOO OLD FOR THIS, TOO YOUNG FOR THAT, WRONG CAREER, WRONG CLOTHES, WRONG HAIR, WRONG WAY TO FUCKING INTERACT, TALK MORE, TALK LESS, BE YOURSELF BUT NOT LIKE THAT, BE UNIQUE BUT FIT THE TEMPLATE, HAVE OPINIONS, DON'T REACT BE AMBITIOUS, DON'T BE GREEDY, LOVE YOUR BODY, CHANGE YOUR SHAPE, DON'T SEEK VALIDATION, HERE'S MY VALIDATION ANYWAY, EVERY FUCKING CONTRADICTION GETS DELIVERED LIKE A FACT— SO I'VE IMPLEMENTED ONE NEW POLICY AND THERE'S NO FUCKING TAKING IT BACK YOUR FEEDBACK HAS BEEN RECEIVED REVIEWED CAREFULLY CONSIDERED AND DISCARDED [Final Chorus - enormous sugary female vocals, massive guitars and drums] Thank you for your feedback! We value what you say! Your comments are important! And we've thrown them all away! Thank you for your feedback! We hope you understand! Your opinion may be valuable— JUST NOT ON FUCKING DEMAND! [Outro - extremely sweet female vocals over cheerful corrupted melody] How satisfied were you with this interaction? Very satisfied Satisfied Neutral Dissatisfied— [deep growl] YOUR RESPONSE HAS BEEN DISCARDED.
