Snarky the Vampire

[Verse: Sarcastic Male Vocals] [Chorus: Male Vocals] Blend of classic rock with psychedelic influences, moody, mysterious with bluesy guitar riffs and haunting melody

Snarky is a vampire in the City of Heroes MMO. (not my character)

March 16, 2025 at 9:56 AMv3.5

[Verse 2]
Just tryin' to get some blood,
But you call me an abomination—what’s up?
You think I’m some wight from a bad TV show?
Newsflash: I’m not in The Council, bro.

[Chorus]
You say I should be dead,
Shoot me in the head,
Ask me what I just said—
I’m Snarky, the Vampire.
You think I’m not your type,
Or mock my skin so white—
But I’ll still be here tonight—
I’m Snarky, the Vampire.

[Verse 3]
You look at me, and say,
“Do you sparkle like Edward, eh?”
You wonder what I’m doing all day,
Sorry, I’m too busy being Snarky today.

[Verse 4]
You say I’m too weak, too soft,
Ask if I’m a virgin, yeah, take it off.
Call me a cutesy name, you’re a joke,
But I’ll still own this, yeah, I’m no broke bloke.

[Outro]
(He's Snarky)
Why are you still here?
(He's Snarky)
That's right, I'm back!

[Verse 1] The name’s Snarky, yeah, that’s me, Call me "Sparkly" and it’s over, you’ll see. Done with the labels, the judgment and shame, I’m wicked, I’m classic, and I’m not playin' that game. [Verse 2] Just tryin' to get some blood, But you call me an abomination—what’s up? You think I’m some wight from a bad TV show? Newsflash: I’m not in The Council, bro. [Chorus] You say I should be dead, Shoot me in the head, Ask me what I just said— I’m Snarky, the Vampire. You think I’m not your type, Or mock my skin so white— But I’ll still be here tonight— I’m Snarky, the Vampire. [Verse 3] You look at me, and say, “Do you sparkle like Edward, eh?” You wonder what I’m doing all day, Sorry, I’m too busy being Snarky today. [Verse 4] You say I’m too weak, too soft, Ask if I’m a virgin, yeah, take it off. Call me a cutesy name, you’re a joke, But I’ll still own this, yeah, I’m no broke bloke. [Chorus] You say I should be dead, Shoot me in the head, Ask me what I just said— I’m Snarky, the Vampire. You think I’m not your type, Or mock my skin so white— But I’ll still be here tonight— I’m Snarky, the Vampire. [Outro] (He's Snarky) Why are you still here? (He's Snarky) That's right, I'm back!