Tatiana Tang [Style: 80s Arena Rock, 1981 Melodic Rock, Driving Bassline, Gated Reverb Drums, Soaring Male Tenor, Bright Grand Piano, Power Ballad, High Energy, Nostalgic] [Intro] [Bright Grand Piano Melody] [Driving Bassline enters] [Huge Gated Reverb Drum Fill] Tah-tiana! Here we go! [Verse 1] [Steady Driving Rhythm] In a van painted purple with flowers on the side Born in a haze where the spirits reside The moon was in Pisces, the incense was strong And that’s how they named her an orange-flavored song She’s helpful and clumsy, a bit of a klutz She walks into doors and she trips over ruts She doesn’t quite get why the folks start to stare With a dandelion tucked in her messy blonde hair. [Chorus] [Anthemic, Soaring Vocals] Her parents were hippies, and they ate lots of bugs Her name is a cosmic riddle, and she gives out free hugs [Big Choral Harmony] They lived in a school bus, and they wore fringe and rugs Her mind is a silver disco, and she hunts lightning bugs [Punchy Chants] Tah-tiana Tang! Tah-tiana Tang! [Verse 2] [Palm-muted Electric Guitar] She went for a job at the local town hall But she knocked over coffee and slipped on a ball The boss saw her resume, looked at the name And asked if her family was playing a game She smiled like a cherub and said with a sigh "It’s exotic and fruity like sunset in July!" She gave him a squeeze till his face turned quite red While visions of communes danced round in her head. [Chorus] [Massive Arena Energy] Her parents were hippies, and they ate lots of bugs Her name is a cosmic riddle, and she gives out free hugs They lived in a school bus, and they wore fringe and rugs Her mind is a silver disco, and she hunts lightning bugs Tah-tiana Tang! Tah-tiana Tang! [Bridge] [Piano Only - Emotional Build] She’s innocent, airy, and light as a kite She’ll bring you a muffin and say "it’s all right" [Drums Kick In - Build Tension] A mix of confusion and pure citrus zing She’s waiting for whatever fortunes may bring She doesn’t know slang or the jokes in the street She just thinks that everyone’s lovely and sweet! [Guitar Solo] [Soaring, Melodic Electric Guitar Solo] [1981 Style Shredding] [Chorus] [Final Massive Explosion] Her parents were hippies, and they ate lots of bugs Her name is a cosmic riddle, and she gives out free hugs They lived in a school bus, and they wore fringe and rugs Her mind is a silver disco, and she hunts lightning bugs Tah-tiana Tang! Tah-tiana Tang! [Outro] [Fading Out with High Notes] Yeah, Orange Punch! The astronaut drink! With a name that makes everyone stop and then blink! Free hugs for the baker and hugs for the crew Tah-tiana Tang is coming for you! Tah-tiana Tang! Tah-tiana Tang! Pass the punch! Peace and love! (Final tambourine shake) [Grand Piano Final Chord] Tah-tiana!
