The Oat from Ipanema [Pickin' Version]

I'm Oatmeal Joey Arnold down in the hood Singing about everything that I could I come from the Ipanema where all the pimps hang out If you don't like it, you better get out Oatmeal was born out of an Arnold Attic mystery Trying to dig deep into that Billy Breaker history Nerd who's pale and rarely walking The Oat from Ipanema goes stalking And when he posts, he conflates But he doesn't see Demands met for his discord plea Did Vietnam Kathy steal my bike Is Roy Merrick my freaking wife Why Karla Villa not in my life One day Oatmeal & Peanut Butter said Dead Fred got to go Then like the next day he was like gone, and we got all his LEGOs But I swear, Oatmeal didn't do it Nerd who's pale and rarely walking The Oat from Ipanema goes stalking And when he posts, he conflates But he doesn't see Demands met for his discord plea I'm just your friendly Oat from Ipanema Stuck on the Internet with trolls incognita Nerd who's pale and rarely walking The Oat from Ipanema goes stalking And when he posts, he conflates But he doesn't see Demands met for his discord plea Scat-dat-due-wee-waa Yeah, the oat from Ipanema Ska-doo-wop Stalkin', conflatin', and boo-doo-dat Billy breakin' Yeah, but he don't see, no Discord plea, a-doo-wah-wah-wah