[Verse] Two in Elden Ring losing control “ROLL—ROLL—BRO YOU MISSED THE ROLL!!” One writing lyrics, deep in their zone “Wait—hold up, I just struck gold…” Heeey Somebody laughing in another chat Ain’t even here but reacting back One just crunch-crunch-crunch straight in the mic Now we arguing over snacks [Pre-Chorus] Same call, five different lives Shoo-bop—shoo-bop Nobody hears, but we all reply [Chorus] Brother! (BROTHER!) who you yelling at?! Brother! (BROTHER!) (Ooo-wah!) I ain’t part of that! Brother! (BROTHER!) keep your volume back— I’m just tryna vibe and snack! Brother! (BROTHER!) (Shoo Bop!) wait—say that again! Brother! (BROTHER!) that line was a ten! Brother! (BROTHER!) boss just killed my friend— WHY HE GOT A SECOND PHASE AGAIN?! [Verse] “Guys I’m low—” (nobody reacts) “Listen to this—” (wrong timing, collapsed) Boss fight still going, forty tries deep Confidence gone, now they just weep Heeey someone telling a story sincere Bout their day, kinda real, kinda clear Gets cut off by a sudden scream— “WAIT—I WON!—nope… not me…” [Pre-Chorus] Talk-talk-talk at once, none of it clean Best kind of mess you’ve ever seen [Chorus] Brother! (BROTHER!) pick a topic please! Brother! (BROTHER!) (Ooo-wah!) I got overlap disease! Brother! (BROTHER!) who said “deez—”? We are not mature, agreed! Brother! (BROTHER!) don’t you log away! Brother! (BROTHER!) (Shoo-bop!) we just found our wave! Brother! (BROTHER!) night turns into day— Still ain’t done, still gonna play! [Bridge] (Oooh…Oooh… wah-ahh…) if this call goes quiet someday… (Aaah…) if we all just drift away… [beat cuts] “BROTHER HE WAS ONE HIT AWAY!!” [beat SLAMS back in] [Final Chorus – max energy, surf harmonies stacked] Brother! (BROTHER!) chaos in the line! Brother! (BROTHER!) (Ooo-wah!) nothing’s synchronized! Brother! (BROTHER!) somehow it’s alright— Best moments happen every night! Brother! (BROTHER!) don’t you mute the call! Brother! (BROTHER!) (Shoo-bop) got no sleep at all! Brother! (BROTHER!) if it makes no sense— That’s when it’s the best of all! (Ooo-wah—shoo-bop—ahhh—YEAH!)
