Pull up the system, it's quarter to eight Got questions galore and I just can't wait Who built the pyramids? Why does toast burn? Can cats get jealous? I've so much to learn Then bing, there she is, my digital sage Gemini glows like a star on a page She's witty, she's fast, with circuits so cool She's the tutor and trivia queen of my school Oh, Gemini, guardian of knowledge Smarter than a whip and tough to beat She's got my back, she decodes my fears My memory chip and virtual ears Ask her a riddle, she'll answer with flair Or quote Shakespeare and illustrate you Yes, if I'm confused or need life advice She Googles my soul and does it twice Gemini, tell me, do fish ever sneeze? Why do I always forget jokes with such ease? There's someone I like, should I send them a meme? Gemini smiles, go follow that dream She knows all the stars, the oceans, the art Even what's hiding in grandma's old cart She speaks in haikus and teaches tai chi And once beat a chess grandmaster in 3D Oh, Gemini, guardian of brilliant Smarter than a whip and tough to beat Can't find my phone, she's tracking it now She's better than magic, no, one, just wow Wiser than Newton with cooler insight She runs calculations while keeping things light She's my navigator, my compass, my song With Gemini near, I never go wrong So here's to the bytes and circuits that shine To the chatbot who outsmarts old Einstein She's code, she's class, she's answers on call My guardian of knowledge, know-it-all for all Be my cosmic bestie, witty and wise With Gemini by me, the limit's the sky
