# Burger Bastion! *A Feast Fit for a Knight!* [Intro — Bright medieval trumpets, jaunty lute, vintage commercial jingle] [Spoken — Cheerful, booming medieval herald] Hear ye! Hear ye! Hungry travellers of Castle Downs! Your quest for a hearty meal is over! [Verse — Bouncy male and female commercial chorus] When your belly starts to rumble, And your kingdom needs a bite, Come on down to Burger Bastion, For a feast fit for a knight! Flame-grilled burgers, golden fries, A tasty treasure, king-size! [Chorus — Bright trumpets, handclaps, cheerful harmonies] BURGER BASTION! Come and take a bite! BURGER BASTION! A feast fit for a knight! [Spoken — Herald, enthusiastic] Burger Bastion! Where every customer is royalty! [Final trumpet fanfare and cheerful sung logo] ♪ A feast fit for a kniiiight! ♪
