Couplet Cacophony

Admiring abominations, awestruck Awakened alchemy, in arcane ascent Bankers believe business builds their bliss, but Bleak bureaucratic moral bankruptcy amiss Crafted channels create common currency Combined catalysts create certainty Doctors declare disease with dark delight, Doubling down on doubt to make you not feel right. Earnest employees exchange enduring esteem Economic empires exploit every dream Fashion folks feign fine finesse on fickle frames, Forgoing function for false, foolish fame Governments grant gilded gifts with grim guile Greedy guarantees guard glutted golden ghouls Hapless heroes hoard their hackneyed hype, Hypocrite hacks hide behind hollow hoaxes. Illiterate institutions block inquiry Insulated information breeds injustice Jumpy judges jump to judge with jealous jest, Jailing injustly our jolly, joyful years Killers keep knightly codes as keen disguise Knavish keepers conceal knives from kind eyes Lazy lesioned lecturers lecture lost legions, Learning lies to line their own wide feast. Madmen mold monuments while masking fakes Manipulators manufacture fate Nasty narcissists nurse their nefarious needs, Nitpicking know-it-alls nurture noxious deeds. Open eyes offend the overseer's code Obedient mouths obey the overflow Pompous pundits peddle pitiless pain, Perilous potentates push their petty reign. Questing queries question quiet rule Quiet courtiers quash the questioning fool Riotous rogues roam and roar without reason, Rancid rulers revel in rotten treason. Seeking sovereignty through sweat and strain Silent servants sacrifice their own names Tiresome tyrants twist the truthful scopes, Treacherous teachers taint the tender hopes. Ugly unchecked usurpers all of us Unsated urges underlie, unmake Vain vultures vaunt vacant vex as virtue, Vicious villains vie the vile victories they pursue. Wanting wealth weakens worthy human wills Wicked winners wield the writer's quill Xylophagous teeth against xiphophyllous leaves Xerophagia—xylem, xylose, xanthophyll screams Yellowed yesterdays still shape our weary years Yielding yokes keep youth constrained by ancient fears Zesty zealots zest up zero-sum games, Zoning virtues with zealotry's dark deal.