(Verse 1) She caught me with the neighbor's wife, back in '09 or so, Eyes like daggers, voice like ice, said, "Boy, you're sinkin' low." Now every time I step outta line, or forget to take the trash, She locks up that sweet affection, leaves me high and dry in a flash. No more of that warm welcome home, that drop to her knees delight, It's "You want my lips around you, hon? Then you best act right." She dangles it like a carrot stick, over my hangdog head, Blowjob blackmail in our bed, wishin' I was dead instead. (Chorus) Oh, blowjob blackmail, oh honey what a shame, Blowjob blackmail, drivin' me insane! Lips locked down when I misbehave, No sweet relief, just a pleasure grave. Blowjob blackmail, beg and plead all night, Daily dick duty, keepin' wrongs right! Blowjob blackmail, our twisted sorry fate, Love's a leverage, and it's way too late! (Verse 2 ) I walked in on her with my best bud, tangled in the sheets so tight, Her mouth where it shouldn't be, in the middle of the night. She cried and swore it'd never happen, begged me not to go, So I laid down the law that night, in our bedroom glow. "You like suckin' dick so much, darlin', then mine's your daily chore, Minimum one a day, sweetheart, so you won't stray no more." She hates it now, I see the grimace, the way she turns away, But she complies 'cause guilt's her chain, in this game we play. (Chorus) Oh, blowjob blackmail, oh honey what a shame, Blowjob blackmail, drivin' me insane! Lips locked down when I misbehave, No sweet relief, just a pleasure grave. Blowjob blackmail, beg and plead all night, Daily dick duty, keepin' wrongs right! Blowjob blackmail, our twisted sorry fate, Love's a leverage, and it's way too late! (Bridge) Ah, what's the harm in a stray blowjob now and then? Just a quick suck on the side, no strings, amen. All good among people, sharin' lips and lust, Like eatin' food whipped up by another chef's thrust. A velvet throat from a stranger, a salty surprise so fine, No different than samplin' the special sauce, crossin' that line. It's all just appetizers in this feast of flesh we crave.
