[Intro – hype voice, rising synths] YEAH! Foal patrol in the building! Every hoof on the floor! Three, two, one—NEIGH! [Chorus – full-on disco energy] Neigh-neigh-neigh, let’s roll in the hay-hay-hay! Tiny hooves go clip-clop-crazy, all day-day-day! Shake that tail, sugar swirl delight, Foal patrol’s on the loose tonight! [Verse 1 – story verse] Greedy pony snatched my coat, Galloped off, the cheeky goat! Bucket spill, a muddy slide, Now my pride’s on the countryside! Rider flipped, boots in the sky, Trainer yelling “WHY, OH WHY!” But we’re laughing as we go, Ponies just put on a show! [Chorus] Neigh-neigh-neigh, let’s roll in the hay-hay-hay! Tiny hooves go clip-clop-crazy, all day-day-day! Shake that tail, sugar swirl delight, Foal patrol’s on the loose tonight! [Verse 2 – Ibiza drop build] DJ Haystack spin that sound, Ponies bouncing off the ground! Someone’s haynet disappeared, It’s in the trough, the crowd just cheered! Buckin’, struttin’, tails in sync, Stable’s shaking—don’t you blink! Hoofsteps stompin’, bass so bright, It’s chaos under disco light! [Bridge – hype boys, whistle drops] Oi! Who let that cob in the VIP? Foals go wild in 5, 4, 3! Clang that bucket, pop that beat, Neon haystack, lift your feet! [Verse 3 – final story verse] Mischief mounts and hay bales fly, Someone’s saddle’s saying goodbye! Greedy gelding stole my snack, Half the yard won’t give it back! Fence is down, the crowd goes mad, Best night any pony’s had! From field to rave, we rule this night, Foal patrol in flashing lights! [Chorus x2 – all in] Neigh-neigh-neigh, let’s roll in the hay-hay-hay! Tiny hooves go clip-clop-crazy, all day-day-day! Shake that tail, sugar swirl delight, Foal patrol’s on the loose tonight! Neigh-neigh-neigh—don’t fade away, We’ll be back next hay-day! [Outro – crowd chant, stable sounds fading] Oi, oi! Hold your reins, Lost my drink and my mane again! Foal patrol, roll and neigh, We don’t walk—we par-tay!
