[Verse 1] How you going Kangaroo pie How you going Kangaroo stew How you going in the outback with the snakes and the crocodiles There, there How you going All far West over to Perth How you going Up to the N.S.A. listening station in the north How you going Up and down the gold coast To be on the mountain range in Australia [Verse 2] I'm a bush truck driver I'm a bush truck driver And when I see ya I say How you going Kangaroo pie How you going Kangaroo stew How you going do you ever eat crocodile I do eat crocodile once in a while [Verse 3] I'm a long-haul truck driver In the country that's a continent And I get all over the place I see devils down in Tasmania and I Ferry over to Hobart Occasionally and pick up some appliances named Hobart [Verse 4] How you going Kangaroo pie How you going Kangaroo stew How you going Do you eat crocodile Well, yes, I do I eat it once in a while [Verse 5] I like beer Like all good truckers do I like Fosters That's right, it's Australian for lager I like the military Because we're proud of them In the war they done us proud I like AC/DC even though I'm a hick I love Bon Scott 'cause he was from the a-forementioned Perth I like INXS even though they seem a bit gay But I've got to say “New Sensation” is a banger [Verse 6] How you going Kangaroo pie How you going Kangaroo stew How you going Do you eat crocodile Well, I do Once in a while Take it with the steel guitar there, yes Take me on down the road, yes Yes, I'm opening her up like a steam engine, that's right Okay, sure, I might be old for the steam engines That's all right though That's right, keep that steel guitar playing Oh, the lonesome whistle of that steel guitar That's right, from Queensland, Brisbane All the places you know, Sydney, I've been to all of them, Melbourne That's right, Canberra Sure, sure, the Opera House, now that's a good one But what we really need in Sydney is a grand old Op’ry house, that's right [Outro] How you going Kangaroo pie How you going Kangaroo stew How you going Do you eat crocodile Well, I do Once in a while
