"Welcome to New Brunswick, Mr. Ontario Plates" [Property Of TENBREATHSUN ©] [Verse 1] The speed limits are posted The lines are painted clean Shoulda been an easy commute Best roads that you've seen Those big green signs are easy to read I mean, you've made it this far So how come every local's still Following your car [Chorus] Welcome to New Brunswick, Mr. Ontario plates Hope you brought your patience, hope you brought some faith The roads are clear, the signs are plain So what's your excuse, what's your game Welcome to New Brunswick, Mr. Ontario plates [Verse 2] That ass keeps brake checking Going slow just to be a poke Doing it all on purpose Yeah buddy, we're onto the joke 'Round here that don't win you friends Matter of fact, it's the opposite Keep it up and see how it ends Next to a moose who's less annoyed than the local you just cut off Most locals round here'll forgive you Give a wave, let it slide But if this here's your grand entrance Let it be your last, Mr. Ontario plates Since that solid line kept us from passing We know exactly where you turned off [Chorus] Welcome to New Brunswick, Mr. Ontario plates Hope you brought your patience, hope you brought some faith The roads are clear, the signs are plain So what's your excuse, what's your game Welcome to New Brunswick, Mr. Ontario plates [Outro] But stick around a summer Learn to wave with two fingers off the wheel Maybe by the fall you're one of us Plates and all, it's real Welcome to New Brunswick, Mr. Ontario plates
