Mama said, "you can't refuse! Free dinner from the rich dude? Why the hell not?! As long as he don't give you pot!" "Free dinner's free dinner," I thought Well, shoot! Bernie's probably just an old coot! Right? Welcome, I'm glad you came I hope you like sweet tea And pie made of fresh blackberries With extra cinnamon To keep away the fairies Uh, ok Fairies? Wait! Hold on! Blackberry pie's my favorite How'd you know? Oh, just a guess Maybe I'm lucky How'd you know? How'd you know? I never told you so How'd you know? How'd you know? My favorite pie always makes me feel high LIke I'm flying in the sky Nursing school's expensive Books aren't cheap Night shifts don't allow much sleep Your mama's appointment thursday afternoon Wait a second! I never said thursday You didn't? Oh, I just picked a random day NO you didn't! HOW? Facebook? The grocery girls? The mailman? Tiny microphones? Secret satellites? A squirrel wearing an earpiece? Come on now WHO told you? How'd you know?? Naah, no squirrels How'd you know? How'd you know? Every little thing I do How'd you know? How'd you know? Before I ever talked to you You stalking me too? That's putting it harshly! Of course not! Bernie says you're dangerous Does he? He says folks, never cross you Ahh, people fear what they don't understand So who the heck ARE you? Just a man with a year round tan Who finally found someone Who seems like a lotta fun How'd you know? How'd you know? I think I should say no How'd you know? How'd you know? I should probably go Ok, where's the door, YO? You could go Or stay awhile One more slice of pie One more story One more song I just can't figure you out Am I that easy to scout? Naah, you know, social media nowadays Have another slice You can't refuse, no way! Mmmm My conscience is being lazy Maybe I'm a little crazy But that pie is so tasty Ok, one more for the road
