[Intro — Male] Yo! What the fuck was that?! A UFO just landed in my driveway! 👽 Female Alien: “Hey, handsome…” Oh hell nah… I GOT AN ALIEN GIRLFRIEND! [Chorus — Male + Female Alien] Male: I got an alien girlfriend and she’s ready for me, Female: Come aboard my spaceship, baby, come and see! Male: Three eyes glowing and she’s looking so fine, Female: I crossed the whole galaxy just to make you mine! Both: Beam me up, baby, let’s blast off tonight, Two crazy damn aliens disappearing into the night! I got an alien girlfriend, yeah, she’s outta this world, She’s my cosmic crazy girl! [Verse 1 — Male] She pulled up in a saucer with the bass turned loud, Green-ass lights shining all over the crowd, She said, “Earth boy, you coming with me?” I said, “Hell yeah—where the damn snacks gonna be?” She got three eyes and a galaxy smile, Said she’s been watching me for quite a while, I said, “Damn, girl, you’re strange as hell.” She said, “That’s why you like me, baby, you can tell!” [Verse 2 — Female Alien] I’m an alien queen from a planet unknown, I don’t need a phone—I can telepathically call your phone! You humans are crazy, your planet’s a mess, But that funny Earth boy? Yeah, I like him the best! I got a spaceship, baby, hop inside, We’re going light-speed on a cosmic ride, Mars in the rearview, Jupiter ahead, If your mom starts calling— Tell her you went to bed! [Bridge — Both] Male: Where we going?! Female: THE MILKY WAY! Male: What we doing?! Female: MAKING HISTORY! Male: Are we coming back?! Female: FUCK NO! Both: WE’RE TAKING THIS UFO EVERYWHERE WE GO! [Final Chorus] I got an alien girlfriend and she’s ready for me, She’s got cosmic attitude and extraterrestrial energy! She said, “Earth boy, you belong with me!” I said, “Baby, beam my ass up immediately!” Three eyes glowing, spaceship on blast, Humans looking stupid while we’re flying past! I got an alien girlfriend, she’s outta this world, MY BEAUTIFUL, CRAZY, THREE-EYED GIRL! [Outro — Female Alien] 👽 “Earth boy…” Male: Yeah? 👽 “Wanna see my planet?” Male: Hell yeah! 👽 “Then buckle up.” Male: Oh shit… 🚀 FWOOSH! Both: WE’RE FUCKING GONE! 👽🚀💀
