["Lost Temple Boogie"] [A comedy-adventure anthem by Two Guys and an Asian 🎸🌴] [Verse 1] We packed our bags with beef jerky and hope, A rusty old map and a fraying rope. Phred Durst yelled, "I know the way!" Five minutes later... we were lost all day. DJ Scurvy carried snacks twice his size, Swatting mosquitoes the size of fries. Tonnytorch laughed, "Just follow me!" Then tripped on a vine yelling, "This wasn't free!" [Pre-Chorus] Run through the jungle! Don't slow down! Something keeps making spooky sounds! Leaves are shaking, monkeys cheer, "Those three goofballs are finally here!" [Chorus] Whoa-oh-oh! Run, run, run! Chasing legends in the blazing sun! Two guys and an Asian on an epic quest, Getting completely, wonderfully stressed! Whoa-oh-oh! Push ahead! Hope it's treasure—not snakes instead! Laughing loud till the jungle trembles... We found the lost... forgotten temple! [Verse 2] Golden statues with glowing eyes, Ancient puzzles, mysterious cries. Phred pushed a button... "Don't touch that thing!" Now stone chickens started to sing. DJ Scurvy shouted, "Grab the gold!" The floor replied, "Absolutely not, bold!" Tonnytorch solved a riddle fast, While the other two screamed, "We're not gonna last!" [Bridge| Epic Guitar riff] A giant boulder rolled our way, We sprinted like it was leg day! Monkey king gave us a thumbs-up grin, Then stole our backpack and vanished again. [Final Chorus| Epic Male Choir] Whoa-oh-oh! Run, run, run! Adventure's never really done! Two guys and an Asian made history, Even if nobody solves the mystery. The temple echoed, drums beat loud, We took one bow for the jungle crowd. With empty pockets but stories to tell... "We should do that again!" "...After a really long nap!" [Epic Outro] Phred Durst: "Next time, bring a GPS!" DJ Scurvy: "And bigger snacks!" Tonnytorch: "I told you we'd find it..." All: "WE JUST DIDN'T EXPECT THE TEMPLE TO CHASE US BACK!"
