Reality Will Resume Shortly (It Won’t)

[Intro – false reassurance] [Suno Prompt: eerie ambient intro, broken announcement speaker, fluorescent hum, distant elevator bell, soft analog static, low cosmic drone] Attention. Reality will resume shortly. Please remain calm while your surroundings are recalculated. Do not touch the walls. They are not finished loading. [Verse 1 – bureaucratic collapse] [Suno Prompt: crooked avant-garde metal groove, jagged guitar stabs, rubbery distorted bass, offbeat drums, theatrical spoken vocals, glitchy office ambience] The ceiling folds itself into a complaint form The floor applies for absence A clerk with no mouth hands me a receipt for everything I never did Outside the window the moon chews thoughtfully on the last paragraph of the sky [Pre-Chorus – system warning] [Suno Prompt: staccato riffs, rising dissonance, whispered choir, glitchy warning beeps, abrupt silence cuts] Please wait Please breathe Please verify your knees Error Error Self not found [Chorus – final chaotic eruption] [Suno Prompt: chaotic avant-garde metal chorus, frantic stop-start riffs, shouted vocals, deep death metal growls, blastbeat bursts, dissonant guitars, collapsing rhythm] REALITY WILL RESUME! SHORTLY! BRIEFLY! INCORRECTLY! PLEASE STAND BY! PLEASE FALL THROUGH! THE SYSTEM HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU! [Verse 2 – final department meltdown] [Suno Prompt: frantic jazz-metal rhythm, warped accordion, angular guitar squeals, slap bass, erratic drums, theatrical vocal shifts] The Department doors begin applauding themselves Every office plant confesses to being weather The stapler dreams louder The soup files one final complaint The cactus mails back the hat And somewhere on Floor Yesterday the elevator burps moonlight [Bridge – grand collapse] [Suno Prompt: slow doom-metal breakdown, industrial rumble, distorted choir, deep growls, broken elevator music, detuned organ, heavy drones] A voice from the loudspeaker says: “Your existence has been important to us.” Then coughs. Then screams. Then continues: “Unfortunately, your reality is no longer compatible with our available forms.” [Middle Section – absurd final panic] [Suno Prompt: frantic punk-metal burst, sudden tempo shifts, chaotic percussion, shouted group vocals, blastbeat flashes, distorted cabaret organ] WHO SIGNED THE SKY? WHO FILED THE SUN? WHO NUMBERED THE VOID AND CALLED IT DONE? THE MOON WANTS TEETH! THE CLOCK WANTS NONE! THE DOOR SAYS GUILTY! THE SOUP SAYS RUN! [Final Chorus – album climax] [Suno Prompt: explosive avant-garde death metal, layered growls and shrieks, chaotic choir, blastbeat eruptions, dissonant lead guitars, warped accordion, collapsing structure] REALITY WILL RESUME! SHORTLY! BRIEFLY! INCORRECTLY! PLEASE STAND BY! PLEASE FALL THROUGH! THE SYSTEM HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU! FORMLESS! FLOORLESS! MOON-CHEWED! DENIED! THE CABINET OPENS FROM THE INSIDE! [Outro – broken announcement loop] [Suno Prompt: ambient fade, broken PA system, soft static, distant typewriter, slow ticking, detuned lullaby, final elevator bell] Reality will resume shortly. Reality will resume shortly. Reality will resume— Reality will— Reality— … It won’t.