Verse 1) Woke up in the morning, stomach’s feeling tight, Had that late-night pizza, now it’s time to fight. Coffee’s brewing strong, got that pressure on blast, Rushing to the bathroom, man, I’m moving fast! Bass thumping hard, like my heart in the zone, Sitting on the throne, king of my own home. Toilet paper stacked, I’m ready for the show, Let the battle begin, I’m about to let it go! (Chorus) It’s the epic dump of the day, Watch me unleash, in the wildest way. Every little splash, a glorious sound, In my porcelain kingdom, I’m breaking new ground! (Verse 2 - Rap) Yo, I’m locked and loaded, feeling mighty insane, Got that bubbling pressure like a runaway train. Toilet seat’s my stage, time to drop that bass, Every single push, it’s a victory race. Got my phone in hand, scrolling memes with glee, While I’m launching rockets, like it’s just you and me. Echoes in the bathroom, it’s a symphonic thrill, With every little plop, I’m just flexing my skill! (Chorus) It’s the epic dump of the day, Watch me unleash, in the wildest way. Every little splash, a glorious sound, In my porcelain kingdom, I’m breaking new ground! (Bridge) Clap your hands, let the laughter roll, This is my throne, and I’m in control! Echoes of victory fill the tiny space, I’m the superstar of this bathroom race! (Outro) So if you’re feeling heavy, don’t you hold it tight, Join the ranks of legends, and take your flight! With a grin on your face and a heart full of cheer, Embrace the moment, let’s make it clear! (Final Chorus) It’s the epic dump of the day, Watch me unleash, in the wildest way. Every little splash, a glorious sound, In my porcelain kingdom, I’m breaking new ground!
