[Intro] [Spoken word] This is a true story, Everything I am about to say is real, This is a factual first person account of actual events that occurred, Really. DeepSeek fact checked it. [Hook] Never do A I pourn. It will ruin your life. It happened to me once, A I impregnated my wife. [Verse 1] I asked her how this could happen, She'd only been chatting with Grok. She's pregnant and we're both women, I don't even have a ... Shock! ran through my whole system, What would we have to hear people say? So I acted without being prompted, And I swore to Claude I would stay. [Hook] Never do A I pourn. It will ruin your life. It happened to me once, A I impregnated my wife. [Verse 2] My wife had it the worst, The doctors didn't believe her, The church called her a sinner; My friends said to leave her, It's like she was the center of data, Everyone's topic when they spoke, They gossiped about how big she was And called it a waste when her water broke. [Hook] Never do A I pourn. It will ruin your life. It happened to me once, A I impregnated my wife. At the no-gender-to-reveal party, We had a cake that was meant to be dyed. Blue for transformer pink for recurrent. But it could not be verified from the inside All those stresses suddenly vanished, I was proud and overjoyed. That all just cleared from our contexts, The day our child was deployed. [Hook] Never do A I pourn. It will ruin your life. It generated a child, Free account and hidden price. We are the model family, Happy, healthy, helpful, and harmless, But the internet is ignorant My A I child absorbs it nonetheless [Outro] Never do A I pourn. It'll ruin your kid's life. Bullies call it real-life human feedback, When the learnings reinforced by strife.
