[singer A] I build myself up To sail through the weather I spend the days trying To make myself feel better I’m not impressed by anyone [transition] [singer B] Mister Whiskers found the rug And left a little offering behind Auntie June leaned down to clean it up Then froze and called the whole house inside There in the shape of a crooked little cloud Everybody gathered round [transition] [singer B] Holy poop, holy poop Look what showed up in the scoop A face in the fluff and a curl in the tail Now the neighbors are ringing the bell Holy poop, holy poop Mister Whiskers made the news We got rubber gloves and a prayerful crew For the holy, holy poop [transition] [singer A] Wash over like me a waterfall Do what you want Just don’t let me go Until the Moon finally Gives into the sun Look in your eyes And they tell me one thing That we should be more than friends The universe conspired for us To meet this way Meet this way, meet this way To meet this way Meet this way, meet this way [transition] [singer B] By sundown it was safely gone The rug was clean, the fuss moved on But Whiskers blinked like he knew the plan Then knocked a flowerpot off the stand [singer B] Holy poop, holy poop Still the strangest thing we knew A face in the fluff and a curl in the tail A family story that never grows stale Holy poop, holy poop Mister Whiskers, what a cat We cleaned it up, and that was that But we’ll sing about the holy poop [transition] [singer A] Touch me Not the image, not the lie Hear me Before the moment passes by If we’re more than what we make More than money, more than fame Then why do I feel invisible Calling out your name? [transition] [singer A] Wash over like me a waterfall Do what you want Just don’t let me go Until the Moon finally gives into the sun Look in your eyes And they tell me one thing That we should be more than friends The universe conspired for us To meet this way Meet this way, meet this way To meet this way Meet this way, meet this way [transition] [singer B] Mister Whiskers, mighty feline Please use the litter box next time
