Monday morning, running late Coffee's cold but whatever, great Grab my keys, I'm out the door Same commute I've done before Smile on my face, song on the radio Nothing's gonna stop my flow Then I hit the interstate And oh... oh no... oh wait— What the BEEP is with this lane? What the BEEP, not this again Somebody's gotta BEEP-ing move I was in a BEEP-ing groove BEEP BEEP here and BEEP BEEP there BEEP-ing people everywhere I'm still smiling, I'm still fine Everything is BEEP-ing fine! 😊 Deep breath in, I've got this handled Zen vibes only, I'm not rattled Yoga told me find my peace Inner calm, sweet release Then this dude cuts in my lane Without a blinker, are you SANE? I wave politely, keep it cool But in my head I'm like... What the BEEP was THAT about? Did you BEEP-ing SEE me?? OW! Learn to BEEP-ing indicate! Now we're ALL gonna be late! BEEP BEEP you and BEEP BEEP this Something's really gone aBEEP Still smiling though, see my face? Everything's in BEEP-ing place! 😊 You know what? It's okay. We're all just trying to get somewhere. We're all human. Sharing the road. Sharing this journey called life. I'm grateful. I'm blessed. I'm— BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!! BEEP BEEP BEEP I NEED SOME SLEEP!!! BEEP the road and BEEP this car!!! BEEP-ing BEEP you've gone too FAR!!! But I'm fine 😊 Yeah, I'm totally fine Just another BEEP-ing day On this BEEP-ing beautiful highway~ beep!
