(Heavy breathing through a helmet) (Scatting) Skiddly-diddly-diddly-diddly-bop-m-dagon-DOOM! YEAH! Silent protagonist in a loud floral shirt Heβs here to relax, heβs not here to hurt Green armor glinting in the Caribbean sun The UAC says that his killing is done [Gravelly Growl] RIP AND RELAX!) He hits the pool like a meteor strike No splash, just a vacuum, thatβs what heβs like A noodle floats by in a staggered orange glow He snaps it in half with a brutalizing blow Confetti exploding! A Glory Kill of joy! HU-WAH! They are rage, brutal, without mercy But you... you will be... sunburned! No demons to fight, just the buffet line Sipping a Mai Tai, waiting for a sign DOOMβCATION! Rip and tear... into this crab leg! Heβs at the buffet with the shrimp and the prawns Crushing the shells with his cybernetic brawn He smashes a coconut against his own face Milk on the sensors, all over the place! A Karen cuts in with a sneer and a glare A red HUD alert fills the tropical air He pulls out the BFG, charged to the max Blasting a T-shirt through her snack-bar attacks I SURVIVED SERENITY SANDS! (Manic Laughter) (Dreamy Synth music) Lay him on the table, let the healing begin But the masseuse is rubbing on titanium skin (Robot Voice) Slayer, serotonin levels are rising too high Reroute the anger, let the relaxation die [Demonic Growl] UNACCEPTABLE! (BOOOOM!!!) THUMBS UP! Thereβs a party by the pier, a donkey in the sky It looks like a Cacodemon, a floating red eye Rack the combat shotgun, let the metal kick in Tearing out the candy is the ultimate sin Heβs grabbing the ears! Heβs ripping the guts! Heβs covered in Skittles! HEβS TOTALLY NUTS! They are rage, brutal, without mercy But you... you will be... sunburned! No demons to fight, just the buffet line Sipping a Mai Tai, waiting for a sign DOOMβCATION! Rip and tear... into this crab leg! Checking out early, dragging the crate Hell is much quieter, heβs hitting the gate The only thing they fear, in this tropical clime Is the ten A.M. checkout time! (Chainsaw revving used as a blender) Mix me a margarita, VEGA! (High-pitched operatic scream) DOOOOOOOOOM!
