[Intro: Distorted electronic hum, sound of static and malfunctioning navigation alarms] [Verse 1] So you booked a ticket to the edge of the rim Thinking the brochure looked shiny and trim But the wormhole folded like a paper crane Now you’re drifting sideways in a pocket of pain The Kepler-16 resort is a glowing blight Neon signs flicker in the eternal night They’ll sell you a view of a dying star Then charge you fifty credits for the micro-bar Don’t look at the map, it’s a digital lie The coordinates shift every time you try To find a way home, to find a way back You’re caught in the gears of a tourist trap. [Chorus] Don’t go there, turn the ship around Don’t go there, where the shadows are bound The galaxy is broken, the physics are frayed Don’t go there, don’t let your soul be strayed It’s a glitch in the dark, a hole in the air I’m telling you now, just don’t go there. [Verse 2] Avoid the Hinns Nebula, steer clear of the mist It’s not on the list that the guidebooks insist They’ve got a Bed and Breakfast, quaint and small But the tentacles crawl right out of the wall The owner is a nightmare, dripping with slime He’ll offer you breakfast and steal all your time He’s got eyes in his elbows and teeth in his knees He’ll make you feel right at home, if you please But the towels are damp with a chemical scent And you’ll never remember where the exits went The floors are all carpeted in shifting sand You’re trapped in a nightmare, in a dead-end land. [Bridge] The broken wormholes are leaking light Spilling out chaos into the night If you hear a voice, don't trust the tone It’s a simulation, you’re all alone The Hinns are waiting, the monster is fed There’s a reason there’s no one left in that bed Don’t pack your bags, don’t check the flight Just keep on moving through the empty white. [Chorus] Don’t go there, turn the ship around Don’t go there, where the shadows are bound The galaxy is broken, the physics are frayed Don’t go there, don’t let your soul be strayed It’s a glitch in the dark, a hole in the air I’m telling you now, just don’t go there. [Outro] [Sound of a deep, synthesized voice glitching out] System failure imminent. Route recalculated to nowhere. Don’t go there. Don’t go there. [Fade to silence]
