[Verse 1] Some lawyers kiss up, some sue with flair, I think they’re all okay. If they name me in that complaint, I’ll just DMCA! They say that fair use loves to fight, But that’s not what I plead, I’ll trademark “VOGUE” and “HOLIDAY,” Then bill the world in fees! [Chorus] ’Cause we are living in a litigious world, And I am a sad scheme girl, You know that we are living in a litigious world, And I am a sad scheme girl! [Verse 2] Some memes are shared, some gifs are free, But don’t you dare repost me! My lawyers send those letters out, Like copyright artillery! I’ll sue a fan for making shirts, Or humming my old track, I’ll register “Like a Prayer” — And then I’ll take it back! [Chorus] ’Cause we are living in a litigious world, And I am a sad scheme girl, You know that we are living in a litigious world, And I am a sad scheme girl! [Bridge] Files are copied, songs are streamed, But every claim’s a dream to me! Oh, cease and desist, my favorite phrase, Let’s monetize the outrage! [Breakdown / Spoken] “Objection, Your Honor — my likeness is art! Even if it’s parody, I own every part!” [Final Chorus] We are living in a litigious world, And I am a sad scheme girl, You know that we are living in a litigious world, And I am a sad scheme girl! [Outro] A sad scheme girl (send the takedown notice), A sad scheme girl (another claim, don’t quote this), A sad scheme girl (every file infringes), A sad scheme girl (my lawyers get the binges)!
