She Knew Every Trick I knew this woman, Crazy as a loon Gorgeous body, gorgeous face Looks that sent you over the moon I knew this woman, Crazy as a loon Gorgeous body, gorgeous face Looks that sent you over the moon Chorus She seemed to know every trick a woman, could ever know How to drive you mad and bad Her slave or lover or dismissed foe Verse She’d start a conversation, a simple little chat With superfluous nonsense, and utterly maddening crap Before you saw it coming she’d sigh and walk away As if all matters were settled, so long as she got her way. She seemed to know every trick a woman, could ever know How to drive you mad and bad Her slave or lover or dismissed foe Verse When she dumped me once and for all Took up with my old friend I never saw either of them again And am forever grateful for that end Am forever grateful for that end Am forever grateful for that end Wouldn’t have wanted to pretend There was any other way the thing could end. I knew this woman, Crazy as a loon Gorgeous body, gorgeous face Looks that sent you over the moon
