[Intro — quiet, sinister genius energy] Heh heh heh… You guys go fight the boss. I've got a machine to build. And then… I'm going to take a nap. [Verse 1] Found a little system, found a little trick, Put my money on the table, make the numbers go quick. Everybody's working, everybody's stressed, I'm sitting in the corner letting automation do the rest. Buy a little upgrade, connect a little wire, Feed the little factory and watch the profits climb higher. They say, “Come help us, we're in the middle of a fight!” I say, “Give me thirty seconds, I've got passive income tonight!” [Pre-Chorus] One machine, two machines, Pretty little money-making schemes. Set it up and walk away, Let the numbers grow all day! [Chorus] AUTOMATION MASTERMIND! I make money while I waste my time! Put it all on black, let the machines go brrr, Wake me when the profits start to blur! AUTOMATION MASTERMIND! Your hard work is my bottom line! I could fight, but why would I? I've got little money robots working overtime! [Verse 2] My friends are out there fighting for their lives, I'm building little factories that multiply supplies. They're dodging bullets, taking damage to the face, I'm optimizing production in a perfectly safe place. “Hey, are you coming? We could use a hand!” “Sorry, buddy, I'm expanding my financial plan.” But when the mission's over and the team comes back, I've got enough to buy the whole damn shop! [Pre-Chorus] One machine, two machines, Passive income, digital dreams. Set it up and let it play, Money makes itself today! [Chorus] AUTOMATION MASTERMIND! I make money while I waste my time! Put it all on black, let the machines go brrr, Wake me when the profits start to blur! AUTOMATION MASTERMIND! Your hard work is my bottom line! I could fight, but why would I? I've got little money robots working overtime! [Bridge — suddenly heartfelt] Now listen, friends, don't get me wrong, I haven't left you out here all alone. You fought the boss, you took the hits, So here's some cash and some shiny bits. Here's your armor, here's your gun, Here's enough supplies for everyone. I may be lazy, I may be small, But when we get rich, we ALL get it all! [Breakdown — robotic voices over a heavy electronic beat] INITIALIZING… AUTO-FARM: ONLINE. AUTO-CRAFT: ONLINE. AUTO-SELL: ONLINE. FRIENDSHIP PROTOCOL: ONLINE. PROFITS DETECTED. BUNNY DETECTED. BUNNY IS SLEEPING. [Final Chorus — maximum energy] AUTOMATION MASTERMIND! I make money while I waste my time! Machines go brrr and the numbers go high, I'm getting rich while I'm closing my eyes! AUTOMATION MASTERMIND! All my little schemes align! You bring the muscle, I'll bring the dough, Together we're unstoppable— NOW WATCH THE MONEY FLOW! [Outro — soft, sleepy voice] Factory's running. Friends are funded. Everything is working as intended. …Wake me up when the next game starts.
