Life is good On the ocean floor So much to offer using my big claw Every where I look There is so much Opportunity is abundant where ever I touch Is it to good to be true You already knew Look at that Someone built a house They even left food Should I tell my spouse Let's go check it out See if we can move in If there is no door Is it still called a break-in Is it to good to be true You already knew Just a little further To my free lunch If I see the owner I need to thank him a bunch Appreciate your hospitality But it's time to leave I will replace what I ate I am not a thief Is it to good to be true You already knew Is this hotel California I just can't get out This house is moving What's this about Where am I? I am being let go No, I am joining others Where are we, you know? Is it to good to be true You already knew They put rubber bands On my claws That's not fair There must be laws There is a line of people What's that sign say $5.99 a pound Why do they care what I weigh Is it to good to be true You already knew Man the water is Hot I am feeling sleepy You looking at me That's pretty creepy If you happen to see A free scrap Watch out! It's a trap Is it to good to be true You already knew Is it to good to be true You already knew