Maybe the Moon Knows the Answer...

[Intro] [Verse 1] Moon bent over, showed its white ass NASA poked it with a telescope glass "Zoom in closer!" they scream and shout Bunch of pervs, no doubt, no doubt Scientists with pocket rockets Moon butt makes 'em fill their sockets "Lunar crack, we need more data!" Nah, you freaks just wanna date her [Chorus] Moonshine dripping from the sky Gov'ment creeps are getting high Lunar ass crack shining bright Free peep show every night! [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Space program's just an excuse To spy on sweet lunar caboose A billion-dollar voyeur kit (Plus more tax cash for cosmic tits!) Moon's up there flashin' Earth NASA issues perv alerts "It's for science!" they defend As their telescopes extend. [Chorus] Moonshine dripping from the sky Gov'ment creeps are getting high Lunar ass crack shining bright Free peep show every night! [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Broadcast live from the butt of space NASA drools, can’t look away “Mission log: curvature detected” Other priorities: severely neglected Armstrong planted more than a flag Got a hard-on inside his space bag Houston had a different mission Mooning back was their ambition [Instrumental] [Outro] Cratered ass up in our face Shining bright throughout all space Mooning Earth since time began NASA watching, biggest fan