Ridiculous, childish, and Grammy-worthy in the worst way) Verse 1 I was chillin’ on the couch, just eating mac and cheese, Feelin’ kinda bubbly, rumblin’ in the breeze. Suddenly it rumbled like a duck in a can, Then PFFFTTT! — I became a brand new man. Chorus I farted — it tickled, my butt cheeks jiggled, It was hot, burnin’ hot, so I did it again! No shame in my game, I let the wind wiggle, I farted so loud it made the dog giggle! Verse 2 Grandma dropped her tea, Mom yelled “NOT AGAIN!” Dad left the room and said “I can’t breathe, my friend.” Even the cat looked offended and betrayed, But I’m a fart superstar — this is how legends are made. Chorus (repeat) I farted — it tickled, my butt cheeks jiggled, It was hot, burnin’ hot, so I did it again! No shame in my game, I let the wind wiggle, I farted so loud it made the dog giggle! Bridge Call the plumber, call the priest, Call NASA for the gas release. If farting was a sport to win, Put me in, coach — LET ME BEGIN. Final Chorus I farted — it tickled, my butt cheeks jiggled, It was hot, burnin’ hot, so I did it again! Crowned king of stink, ruler of air, If you can’t handle fart jokes… GET OUTTA MY CHAIR! Outro (spoken) “Beware the cheeks… for they hold thunder.”
