The Scuzzpunk World of Scuzzy (Scuzzpocalypse Remix)

[Intro, raspy female HYENA vocals] “There’s a place beyond where the fuckin' map unfolds…” “Where litch warlocks burn and fuckin' Wild Turkey flows…” “Fuckin' walk in torn denim with laughter... on digitigrade toes…” [explosive BANJO entrance] YAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! [Verse 1, raspy screaming female hyena vocals] Fuckin' purple hair like a cursed sunrise, Fur like smoke, fuckin' fire in my eyes. Accur-sed claymore on my back in a sling— Forged from a thousand souls, and they fuckin' sing. Fuckin' ain’t walk right, I don’t wear shoes, I don’t kiss soft, I don’t ever lose! [Chorus, raspy shrieking female hyena vocalist with harmonized backing] Welcome to the Scuzzpunk World! Where the neon drips and the hymns get hurled... Welcome to the Scuzzpunk World! Where the fuckin' freaks all dance and the flag’s unfurled... Welcome to the Scuzzpunk World! Where the barstools bleed and the stories curl... Scuzzy! (Scuzzy!) Scuzzeeeeeeeee! I don’t promise, I just twirl... [Verse 2, raspy female hyena vocals screaming] Zeb’s got stripes and a fuckin' heart that beams, He danced through hell, now he lifts your dreams. Silvestro’s gone—but fuckin' scars hold tight— Still laughs like thunder and hugs like a vice. Bug eyed Dookie, with fuckin' bourbon breth, Foretells the crash while he laughs at death Prudence cuts where fuckin' angels pause, Silent fury with no applause. Black leather soul and Excalibur blade— She don't flinch when the fuckin' heavens fade. [Chorus] Welcome to the fuckin' Scuzzpunk World! Where the stars fall down and the tides don’t turn... Welcome to the Scuzzpunk World! Where the bar tabs scream and fuckin' neon burns... Welcome to the Scuzzpunk World! Where the hearts beat fast with fuckin' wrong things learned... Scuzzy! (Scuzzy!) Scuzzeeeeeeeee! The hyena soul who you fuckin' all yearrrrrrrrrn... for [banjo with blistering solo inspired by neoclassical european power metal and Tchaikovsky] [Bridge, raspy sassy female hyena vocals] Fire in my laugh, blood in my kiss... Born in a barfight, fuckin' raised in abyss... If you see me grinnnnnn, Don’t you fuckin' run— I’ll drag you down deeeeep, Until the night is fuckin' done... [Final Chorus, raspy shrieking female hyena vocalis] Welcome to the Scuzzpunk World! Where the grime is thick and the fuckin' stink tastes ripe...! Welcome to the Scuzzpunk World! Where the stars are wrong, but the mud feels right...! Welcome to the Scuzzpunk World! With every denim rip and spot-ted thigh...! Scuzzy! (Scuzzy!) Fuckin' Scuzzeeeeeee! Your new god-DESS for the fuckin' niiiiiiii-ight...! AAHHHHHHHHHH!!! [extended instrumental banjo outro, epic intensity and blistering emotion]