Me Myself and Why (just me) harmonica M 221 PL

clear male American English Vocals, harmonica, chanson, Italian Renaissance epic, Brazilian folk ballad, piano, guitar, accordian, ‑female vocals female vocals rap

November 16, 2024 at 7:24 PMv3.5

[intro: harmonica solo]

[verse]
Well, I’m just sittin’ here, mindin’ my own biz,
long retired and chillin’, but I guess that’s showbiz.
Neighbors are whisperin’, wonderin’ why,
so I guess that makes me a Me, Myself, and Why?

[verse]
They say, “He’s got bad breath, he only comes out at night,
his eyes are too shifty, and his clothes too tight.”
One lady said, “Must be a vampire curse,”
‘cause I’m a night owl, so I guess that always makes things worse.

[chorus]
Oh, it’s Me, Myself, and Why?
Just a man alone under the sky.
I don’t get all the fuss, but people gonna lie,
makin' stories 'bout Me, Myself, and Why.

[verse]
“He robbed a bank in Peru, or so I hear,
and he hides in his yard with a shovel and a beer.”
Some say, “No family, so must be a test tube guy,”
I tell ya, folks, they’re reachin’ sky-high.

[harmonica instrumental hook]

[bridge - guitar solo with a jazzy, tongue-in-cheek flair]
Maybe I’m strange, maybe I’m odd,
but buryin’ bodies?! That’s a full-time job!!
If cats go missin’, don't look my way,
I swear I’m innocent – well, mostly, -  okay?!

[chorus]
Oh, it’s just Me, Myself, and Why?
Gossip's so thick it could reach the sky.
I’m just one old man, just tryin’ to get by,
livin' just Me, Myself, and Why.

[verse 4]
Some say I’m crazy, others say way too cold,
a mystery wrapped in tin foil and mold.
I’d invite ‘em all over, but then what’s the use?
They’d think I'd put poison in their juice.

[harmonica instrumental hook]

[chorus]
Oh, it’s Me, Myself, and Why?
The legend, it's whispered, I can’t deny.
People keep sayin' what a curious guy,
“What’s with that man – just Me, Myself, and Why?”

[outro - playful piano riff, guitar fade with a wink]
So let ‘em wonder, just let me be,
it’s just Me, Myself, and your mystery.
I’m not a vampire, nor a big bank thief,
just a quiet ol' man lookin' for some relief.

[harmonica instrumental hook]

[end]

[intro: harmonica solo] [verse] Well, I’m just sittin’ here, mindin’ my own biz, long retired and chillin’, but I guess that’s showbiz. Neighbors are whisperin’, wonderin’ why, so I guess that makes me a Me, Myself, and Why? [verse] They say, “He’s got bad breath, he only comes out at night, his eyes are too shifty, and his clothes too tight.” One lady said, “Must be a vampire curse,” ‘cause I’m a night owl, so I guess that always makes things worse. [chorus] Oh, it’s Me, Myself, and Why? Just a man alone under the sky. I don’t get all the fuss, but people gonna lie, makin' stories 'bout Me, Myself, and Why. [verse] “He robbed a bank in Peru, or so I hear, and he hides in his yard with a shovel and a beer.” Some say, “No family, so must be a test tube guy,” I tell ya, folks, they’re reachin’ sky-high. [harmonica instrumental hook] [bridge - guitar solo with a jazzy, tongue-in-cheek flair] Maybe I’m strange, maybe I’m odd, but buryin’ bodies?! That’s a full-time job!! If cats go missin’, don't look my way, I swear I’m innocent – well, mostly, - okay?! [chorus] Oh, it’s just Me, Myself, and Why? Gossip's so thick it could reach the sky. I’m just one old man, just tryin’ to get by, livin' just Me, Myself, and Why. [verse 4] Some say I’m crazy, others say way too cold, a mystery wrapped in tin foil and mold. I’d invite ‘em all over, but then what’s the use? They’d think I'd put poison in their juice. [harmonica instrumental hook] [chorus] Oh, it’s Me, Myself, and Why? The legend, it's whispered, I can’t deny. People keep sayin' what a curious guy, “What’s with that man – just Me, Myself, and Why?” [outro - playful piano riff, guitar fade with a wink] So let ‘em wonder, just let me be, it’s just Me, Myself, and your mystery. I’m not a vampire, nor a big bank thief, just a quiet ol' man lookin' for some relief. [harmonica instrumental hook] [end]