Git Hell

[Intro] [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, feeling fine, Pulled the latest changes, thought it’d be divine. Then my screen turned red: Oh... What a sight! Conflicts staring back at me, ain't nothing right. [Verse 2] Jimmy pushed first, didn’t check a thing, Now my code won’t build, can’t run a thing. Lines crossed over, tangled in a fight, Merging this mess gonna take all night! Fuck! [Chorus] I’m stuck in Git Hell, baby, can't you see? (Can't you see?) Where the commits are dirty and the branches bleed. One wrong move and the whole project's screwed. Lord... Forgive these fools: they know not what they do. [Verse 3] Manager's callin', breathin' down my neck, Says «Just merge it!» - like it's a goddamn spec. But Bob rewrote history at 3AM, Now HEAD's detached, and I'm fuckin' condemned. [Verse 4] Sally branched off from who-knows-when, Left half-done code in the middle again. No commit message, just «Fix stuff plz», Now I’m beggin’ mercy from the merge abyss. [Chorus] I’m stuck in Git Hell, baby, ain't it true? (Ain't it true?) Where the blame is blind and the merges stew. One wrong move and the whole project's screwed. Lord... Forgive these fools: they know not what they do. [Solo] [Bridge] Ever stared at your screen... Three panes open, each one yellin'? Don’t know what’s yours and what ain’t no more, It’s a war of commits, and you lost the score. Makes you think 'bout choices, paths you didn't take, Shoulda been a carpenter, for goodness sake! [Solo] [Final Chorus] I'm still stuck in Git Hell, it's a coder’s curse, (A coder's curse) Where each merge feels worse than the one before. One wrong move and the whole project's screwed. Lord... Forgive these fools: they know not what they do. [Outro] So I stash what's broken, pour another round, Tomorrow I'll fix what can't be found. This ain’t just code: it’s pain in disguise… A loop with no exit, and infinite tries.