[Intro] TOO QUIET! TOO BORING! ...LET'S USE THAT. PARTY CANNON!! [Verse-1] GIANT CANNON ON THE HILL NO NORMAL SHELLS WILL FILL CONFETTI AND BALLOONS CAKE STUFFED DEEP INSIDE THE TOMB DON'T FORGET THE BEACH BALLS TOO! ONE! TWO! MORE WILL FIT THROUGH! WHEN IT'S READY LIGHT THE FUSE THREE! TWO! ONE! FIRE!! [Chorus] PARTY CANNON!! BLAST IT TO THE SKY! PARTY CANNON!! ALL THE FUN FIRE AWAY HIGH! CONFETTI! BALLOONS! BEACH BALLS RAINING DOWN! BOOM!! NOW IT'S A PARTY!! [Verse-2] CANNON ROARS AND SKY REVEALS COLORFUL CHAOS OVERHEAD REELS CAKE FALLS DOWN AND MUSIC PLAYS EMPTY SPACE BECOMES PARTY CRAZE WHO CALLED THEM HERE? DON'T KNOW! DON'T CARE! NO INVITATION NEEDED THERE! WHEN IT LANDS THE PARTY STARTS! [Chorus] PARTY CANNON!! BLAST IT TO THE SKY! PARTY CANNON!! ALL THE FUN FIRE AWAY HIGH! CONFETTI! BALLOONS! BEACH BALLS RAINING DOWN! BOOM!! NOW IT'S A PARTY!! [Verse-3] ONE SHOT FIRED NOW FIRE MORE! THIS TIME STUFF IT TO THE CORE DOUBLE BALLOONS! DOUBLE CAKE! BEACH BALLS... HOWEVER MANY IT TAKES! "IT WON'T FIT!" PUSH IT IN! "IS THAT SAFE!?" DON'T KNOW! FIRE!! [Bridge] PARTY! STUFF IT! CANNON! FIRE! PARTY! MORE! CANNON! MORE! ADD MORE BEACH BALLS!! PARTY CANNON!! [Final-Chorus] PARTY CANNON!! BLAST IT TO THE SKY! PARTY CANNON!! FIRE AWAY WORLDWIDE! CONFETTI! BALLOONS! FILL THE SKY WITH BEACH BALLS! BOOM!! NOW IT'S A PARTY!! PARTY CANNON!! [Outro] "ONE MORE SHOT?" "OBVIOUSLY." [End]
