One Lump or Infinity

[Intro] He’s the Lump, don’t be fooled by his size, A Kung Fu master with wisdom in his eyes. Lazy and Zen, he’s got no rush, But mess with him, and you’ll feel the crush! [Verse 1] He’s the one you’d never guess, The big guy chillin’, no need to impress. A belly so round, he’s got the look, But behind those eyes, man, take another look! From every version of himself across time, He’s drawing his strength, he’s in his prime. Lump’s the name, don't laugh or you'll see, He’s a force to reckon with, infinite chi! [Chorus] Lump, Lump, the master of might, Kung Fu power, ready to ignite! Don’t let his belly make you think he’s slow, 'Cause once he moves, he’s ready to go! The multiverse flows through his veins, Lump’s the master, breaking the chains! Lazy on the surface, but under the skin, He’s a force so strong, you’ll never win! [Verse 2] He’s too Zen to care, they all laugh and mock, But one swift move and their jaws will drop. From different realities, his power’s supreme, No one can stop him, he’s a living dream! His punches are slow, but don’t be fooled, In the blink of an eye, his opponents are schooled. He’s the master of patience, the king of the calm, Lump’s got the power, a spiritual balm! [Chorus] Lump, Lump, the master of might, Kung fu power, ready to ignite! Don’t let his belly make you think he’s slow, 'Cause once he moves, he’s ready to go! The multiverse flows through his veins, Lump’s the master, breaking the chains! Lazy on the surface, but under the skin, He’s a force so strong, you’ll never win! [Interlude] [Bridge] He doesn’t need to show off or prove a thing, His strength’s in his heart, it’s the real king. Looks like a slob, with a smile so wide, But every version of him’s on your side! Lump’s got the skill, no need to act tough, Because when he strikes, man, it’s more than enough! [Chorus] Lump, Lump, the master of might, Kung fu power, ready to ignite! Don’t let his belly make you think he’s slow, 'Cause once he moves, he’s ready to go! The multiverse flows through his veins, Lump’s the master, breaking the chains! Lazy on the surface, but under the skin, He’s a force so strong, you’ll never win! [Outro] Lump’s the name, and now you know, Don’t mess with the master, take it slow. He’s the big guy with a lazy grin, But in the end, he’ll always win!